Thursday, November 05, 2009

Republicans Win! Democrats Can Suck It!



In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the Republican victories in New Jersey and Virginia. Plus: Is new New Jersey Governor Chris Christie fat? Does Maine hate Gays? Will the Republicans win in 2010-- or even 2012? Come join the RSU community and give us your opinion over at redstateupdate.com-- that's where all the Red State Update action's at.

2008 Presents Red State Update Live



Hungry for dated John McCain jokes? Sure you are! Join Jackie and Dunlap Live at the Los Angeles UCB Theatre from August, 2008. When they repossessed Dunlap's car, they found this tape in the trunk. They gave it back.

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Ned Beatty Sings


Ned Beatty ain't just Jackie and Dunlap's favorite actor of all time-- he also sings down-home old-time Southern Gospel favorites. Don't believe us? Go give ol' Ned a listen at nedbeattysings.com. Leave him a message on his guestbook an' tell him Jackie and Dunlap sent ya!

Then watch these clips and wonder at how one man could do all these parts and also be good at singin' "Just A Little Talk With Jesus."







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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Halloween Swap and Shop

Jackie finally gets his chance to do a Red State Update Swap And Shop, but will he learn the true meaning of Halloween?



Take a gander at our other spooky Halloween Red State Update videos here. And don't forget to come visit us at redstateupdate.com-- that's where the action's at.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Conservative Bible



Is the Bible too liberal? Conservapedia's Andy Schlafly and the Conservative Bible Project think so. They aim to fix it, with or without Jackie and Dunlap's help.



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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Music Used As Torture?



Liberal musicians are mad their music was used at Guantanamo, instead of where it belongs, in car commercials. In the latest Red State Update video, Jackie and Dunlap discuss whether music should ever be used as torture.



Buy the dang Red State Update CD "How Freedom Sounds" at Amazon, iTunes, or Dualtone (you can get some RSU T-shirts cheap from Dualtone, too).

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Drunkest Guy Ever- Red State Update Remix



If everybody else on YouTube is gonna remix this poor plastered Drunkest-Guy-Ever-Goes-For-More-Beer fella, then, by God, we might as well do it too.


Get the mp3 "If I Was You" at Red State Update - How Freedom Sounds - If I Was You (link opens up iTunes on ye) or Amazon. Or buy the whole dang Red State Update CD "How Freedom Sounds" at Amazon, iTunes, or Dualtone (you can get some RSU T-shirts cheap from Dualtone, too).

Red State Update on "The Conscience Of Kansas"


Jackie and Dunlap were guests on Paul Ibbetson's Conscience Of Kansas radio program. Topics included Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy, and whether or not Westboro Baptist protested at Flower's funeral on Meerkat Manor.





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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Red State Update Goes Gay














Thousands of gay folks marched on Washington this weekend. Obama gave a speech to 'em. Then everybody went back to arguin' about whether or not he shoulda got the Nobel Peace Prize. We here at Red State Update ain't gonna just repeat campaign promises-- we've put together all our old videos on gay stuff in one handy place. You're welcome. No reason to march on Jackie's store.

Gays Hate Obama



Still relevant.

Gays Still Hate Obama, Rick Warren



Gay Marriage




Gay Bishop At Obama's Inauguration




Perez Hilton Vs. Miss California



Miss California's Nudie Pictures



Red State Update Meets Westboro Baptist Church





Larry Craig



Remember how funny the words "Larry Craig" used to be? Remember?

Brokeback Mountain




Remember how funny the words "Brokeback Mountain" used to be? Remember?

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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on Obama's surprising Nobel Peace Prize win. Does he deserve it? What Jackie and Dunlap's answer may shock you. If you don't know them at all.



Of course, Jackie and Dunlap didn't like it much better when Al Gore won his Nobel Peace Prize...



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Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Kill The Sick to Fix Health Care

Dunlap has a bipartisan solution to the current health care crisis.



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